We are stranded in very far north America in the bit that has a border with the USA but no yellow cabs to get team gloria home!
All flights are delayed.
No idea why.
And no brain to question as to why because, darlings, we just got off a BLOODY 13 HOUR flight from CHINA.
During which we slept for ten hours.
So no need for the drama, Maud.
All one big delicious adventure.
And always an opportunity for a tiny flirt…….surely?